In case of Emergency: Bags that double as weapons

Is it just me, or is the world on fire? Rioting, political unrest, pop stars being beaten in the streets of new York. What’s a girl to do, in the face of modern society ripping itself apart at the seams? Arm herself, of course.

I’m not talking about getting a gun or a knife. No, those are hazardous and it takes time to fish one out from the bottom of your bag. I’m talking about getting a handbag that can also be used in self-defense maneuvers of all kinds, so that if the apocalypse must rain down while you’re at the movies, you’ll be prepared to survive in the dystopian hellscape that you encounter when you leave. Or, you know, you can use a lot of of these bags to whack a mugger in the head. but doesn’t the former somehow seem a lot more likely than the latter lately? In all seriousness, though, be safe out there ladies. particularly our readers in London.

Naturally, we couldn’t have this discussion in any way without the Alexander McQueen Knuckle Duster Clutch. This design is the original handbag-as-weapon, or maybe it would be a lot more accurate to call it a weapon-as-handbag. how you use this one must be obvious. get through Neiman Marcus for $2125.

Those pointy bits on the front of the Botkier Flint Hobo are solid metal, and that indicates that in a pinch, you could cut one off, attach it to the end of a stick, and have yourself a helpful shiv (or spear, if the stick is lengthy). get through ShopBop for $495.

You may not be able to see it in this picture, but we’re all familiar with the big honkin’ chain that graces every Marc Jacobs Stam. I’ve got one myself, and whenever I’ve flown with it, I’ve found myself a little nervous that airport safety might wonder why I had such a long, heavy chain. You could stave off an attacker in any number of ways with this thing, including a swift blow to the noggin. get through Neiman Marcus for $1350.

If there’s one thing that Alexander Wang’s bags are known for, it’s the sheet of solid, heavy studs that graces the bottoms of lots of of them. Of all the options in the line, the Alexander Wang Diego bucket Bag is the best for self defense because of its long strap. Swing it around your head like wonder woman with her golden laso for maximum use of the bottom-mounted metal. get through Net-a-Porter for $975.

Because the studs on the Valentino Rockstud satchel are of a different placement and lighter weight than the Wang bag, I’d suggest using this one with the short handles to give a harasser a quick smack directly to the face. and then run away. Rychle. get through Saks for $2875.

Ok, so The Row Alligator backpack doesn’t have any particular qualities that might help you in a fight, but its price identify does indicate that any individual who can afford it can also probably afford a motorist and private security. If you’re going to carry around a handbag worth a lot more than a lot of people’s cars, you might want to think about acquiring one or both of those things. The Row insists that the bag is “price on request,” but it’s either $39,000 or $34,000, depending on who you ask.

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